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An Yi: “They accused me of dining and dashing, and even slandered me for harassing the waitress. You all need to stand up for me, your boss! @everyone!”
Special Forces King Lin Chen: “No useless messages in the main group! Message retracted!”
An Yi: “Damn it! Poker face, give me the group admin rights!”
Martial Arts Emperor Fang Jueming: “Master, what happened? I’m coming to save you!”
Disowned Young Master Bai Xiu: “I finally got three months of sleep, and you woke me up with that @. What did you retract?”
Reincarnator Chen Bing: “Can’t even handle such a trivial matter? Boss, don’t blame me for looking down on you (pushes glasses up).”
Reborn Shangguan Qianqian: “Oh, harassing a waitress? Does Mu Xuan know about this?”
An Yi: “No, it’s not like that, Qianqian, let me explain!”
Poison Doctor Zhang Fan: “Ahem, need some sterilization drugs? I just learned a new recipe, works pretty well.”
Sword Saint Xiao Ye: “A sword will do the trick, guaranteed not a drop of blood.”
Fire God Ye Tian: “Let’s think about how to save An Yi. Is he in danger? I’m not too familiar with the rules of your world.”
Son-in-law Dragon Long Aoyun: “Already gathered 100,000 troops, on the way.”
An Yi: “…”
An Yi: “@Son-in-law Dragon Long Aoyun, bro, no, don’t be impulsive, just transfer some money!”
Honestly hilarious. It’s pretty light hearted in tone, though the combat doesn’t shy away from injuries. Very entertaining in how it parodies anime/novel tropes with the protagonists and villains. The protagonist is also very likeable. The MC has a system but it works pretty well here with it not taking itself too seriously.
Best light-hearted novel. I really don't like villains as they go emo and all 'me', 'me' and I suffered with a cheap-ass sob story while finding reasons to be ruthless in the name of self-righteousness and justice. But this novel tells the tale of the best protagonist with a 'villain like halo', who always follows his heart and stays true to himself. Must read. 5/5
